The Rival Media Accountability Survey

In light of the President’s recent survey about the problems in mainstream media, we here at The Rival have decided to conduct our own extremely professional and scientific survey about whether the biased media is biased against our unbiased media.

1. DO YOU BELIEVE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS REPORTED UNFAIRLY ON THE RIVAL’S RISING SUPERIORITY OVER OTHER NEWS SOURCES?

Yes — 7 votes
No — 3 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

2. WHICH ONLINE SOURCES DO YOU PRIMARILY GET YOUR NEWS FROM?

Something else — 4 votes
Another Rival — 3 votes
The Rival GW — 3 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

3. DO YOU THINK THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOES NOT DO THEIR DUE DILIGENCE IN GIVING THE RIVAL CREDIT FOR BREAKING ALL NEWS?

Yes — 8 votes
No — 2 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

4. WERE YOU AWARE THAT A POLL WAS RELEASED REVEALING THAT EVERYONE SUPPORTS THE RIVAL?

Yes — 6 votes

No — 4 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

Data on the released poll

Data on the released poll

5. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY HAS BIASED THE WAY WE TALK ABOUT OUR COMPETITORS?

Yes — 9 votes
Yes — 1 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

6. DO YOU THINK THAT GWU HAS BEEN PORTRAYED COMPLETELY ACCURATELY BY THE RIVAL?

Yes — 8 votes
Unsure — 2 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

7. DO YOU THINK THE RIVAL HAS BEEN FAR TOO QUICK TO SPREAD FAKE NEWS?

No — 10 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

8. DO YOU THINK THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME AND RESOURCES PAYING RIVAL WRITERS?

Yes — 10 votes

10 TOTAL VOTES

Thank you for taking the survey. Your input will play a critical role in helping us find ways to not change anything we are doing.

But now, we’re asking you to take the extra step and make a contribution to help defend The Rival’s movement from the outrageous lack of money we have to throw parties for ourselves.

Originally published at gw.therival.news by Emily Milakovic on 2.23.17.
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